January 23, 2010

2009! It's over!

2009 has come and gone. To commemorate, here’s my top ten favorite things from last year. I know this post is late, but it's still January, so I think we're okay.

10. Mutemath – Armistice: From their early garage-band days in New Orleans to their debut self-titled album on Teleprompt records, and their eventual current-day signing with Warner Bros. Records, Mute Math has come a long way. Armistice, while not the album that many expected, reflects their evolution as a group of musicians and “band of Christians” who are not a “Christian” band. It's a fun album. Don't think too much about the fact that they were on the Twilight soundtrack, and you'll find little to complain about.


9. Shadow Complex (Xbox Live Arcade): A Metroidvania-style dungeon crawling platforming combat heavy adventure, Shadow Complex is obviously difficult to describe in few words. With an adventure than can easily last eight to ten hours in a straight run, and upwards of fifteen if the player takes the time to explore everything the titular underground installation has to offer, Shadow Complex is well worth its weight in Gold – or Microsoft Points.


8. Star Trek (JJ Abrams): JJ Abrams alternate/parallel universe/reboot/whatever the hell you want to call it was met with both critical acclaim and box office success. Many decried the liberties taken with the story and the apparent overuse of lens flares, but there’s practically no denying that 2009’s Star Trek was a thrill ride unmatched by any other film last year. Sorry, Transformers.


7. David Crowder – Church Music: Crowder is back. The long anticipated follow up to 2007's Remedy is rife with what's made the DGB so well loved by the CCM community, while doing a fair job of avoiding the trappings of stagnant repetition that so often plague it. This is no “Jesus Messiah”, no Amazing Grace rewrite. It may not be the genre defying masterpiece that was A Collision, but it is very much its own animal. With tracks like Phos Hilron (Oh Gladdening Light[an updated version of the first Christian hymn ever known to exist]) a cover of Flyleaf's All Around Me (Lacey of Flyleaf also sings backup in one track) and whole table original pieces give Church Music a many-faceted and addictive quality. The collectors edition also came with an autographed vinyl of the album, which my friend Ryan gave me for Christmas.


6. Halo 3: ODST: By no means the best game of 2009, and not the most innovative (okay, not really innovative at all), ODST may seem rather mediocre when stacked up against other shooters – hell, other games in general – released during 2009, but there’s no denying that it was fun. ODST humanized the Halo universe in a way not done previously within the games in the series. We even reviewed it for you.


5. N9ne: CGI films about sentient toys, animals and automobiles have run a dime a dozen since Toy Story popularized the medium back in the day. N9ne, however, is not your run of the mill talking [insert object here] family film. Set in a post apocalyptic future where Humanity is extinct, N9ne follows a band of sentient robots as they struggle to survive and complete the mission left to them by their now-dead creator. It’s a moving story, with a gloomy art style and atmosphere, and some cool monster designs to boot.


4. Left 4 Dead 2: The best way to make a game just might be to hand the player a gun and say “OMG ZOMBIES.” This year we fought Nazi zombies, Dr. Ned’s zombies, and top-down indie zombies (I MAED A GAM3 W1TH Z0MBIES 1N IT!!!!). But Left 4 Dead 2 doesn’t complicate things, by doing what its predecessor did so well and adding new gameplay modes and elements to keep the idea fresh. With three other players, either human or computer controlled, you are placed in a massive level and told, “OMG ZOMBIES.” Then you kill them. That’s about all there is to it, but the formula never seems to get old. The addition of new weapons such as chainsaws, guitars, a variety of new guns and modifiers such as laser sights and incendiary ammo all ensure that players will be surviving this apocalypse for a long time to come.


3.Mini Ninjas: perhaps the sleeper hit of the year, Mini Ninjas is a deep, rich adventure game disguised as a kiddie title. You are placed in control of Hiro, a ninja sent by his master to rescue his ninja buddies and defeat the evil samurai warlord. As you defeat the warlord’s minions, they transform back into cute forest animals. Then you platform for awhile and fight some more minions. Simple as it sounds, there’s much more to it. As you progress you gain access to Hiro’s friends’ unique powers and abilities as they are rescued. You also unlock Kuji magic spells and items to aid you in your quest. The interesting part is that any and all of the items and spells are rarely, if ever necessary, allowing the player to tackle the game’s individual challenges in whatever way best suits their playing style. The ability to switch ninjas on the fly can make for some interesting combat scenarios. Intriguing elements like a hat that deflects arrows AND can be used as a boat, and the ability to create healing potions and other items using “alchemy” mean that Mini Ninjas has a lot to offer anyone who’s not put off by it’s cutsie art style and presentation. And if we’re being honest, the game is just so darn cute.


2. Halo Wars: Halo, the first person shooter than practically made the Xbox was originally intended to be an RTS. While the formula has never really worked on a console before, the late Ensemble Studios proved that it can, providing that players are willing to sacrifice some of the resource management that has so long been a staple of the RTS genre. Ensemble Studios brought us the Age titles (Age of Empires and Age of Mythology), and know what they’re doing when it comes to RTS gaming. The Halo universe translates well into a top-down battlefield, giving players a new look at the weapons, characters and settings that make up the Halo mythology. The Master Chief is nowhere to be seen, but I doubt you'll miss him.


1. Borderlands: In terms of graphical stylishness, solid gameplay mechanics, originality, approach to multiplayer, sheer fun and myriad other concerns that are tried and weighed by reviewers and players alike, Borderlands stood apart from the crowd in 2009. Seamlessly merging RPG leveling and looting with the frantic instant-satisfaction of first person shooters, Borderlands is a title that offers a lot – a LOT – to anyone willing to put the time into its campaign. New-game-plus functions and the most player-friendly co-op I've ever seen, as well as four character classes with unique abilities and playstyles ensure that you'll be returning to the wastes of Pandora for years to come. Also, who doesn't love Claptrap?


HONORABLE MENTIONS (Almost, but not quite): A Day To Remember – Homesick (Yes, If It Means A Lot to you is great, but the rest of the album runs together), Watchmen (So close, yet so far. I want my Brain Monster back.), Resident Evil 5 (RE4 should have just been moved to Africa. You didn't need to change anything, Capcom), Lost Planet 2 Demo (LP2 would probably be on this list if it hadn't been delayed. Twice.)

January 2, 2010

2009 in Review! Sort of..

I had the perfect end-of-the-year article written, intending to go up BEFORE New Year’s Day, not after, but bad luck and a fried computer put an end to that. So let’s try this again. First off, here’s a list of every review I did this year, in case you missed a few:

The Anubis Gates
Steamboy, Blade II, Dune, Repo! The Genetic Opera soundtrack, Endless Ocean
Repo! The Genetic Opera
Kingdom Hospital
Watchmen
Scott Pilgrim, Crecy, Hellspawn, Sky Doll, the Walking Dead
MadWorld and House of the Dead: Overkill
Tokyo Gore Police
Ultimate Wolverine Vs Hulk
Mother 3
PS3 demos for Dante’s Inferno and Bayonetta
Stalker

…Damn, that’s a lot more than I remember doing.

Anyways! We’re not going to do things the way I did last time. We’ll review things differently.

MOVIES:
District 9- This is my favorite movie of the year, and in my opinion the best. I wanted to do a full review for it so badly, but never got the chance. Tight, fast-paced, realistic, gruesome, smart, there is nothing wrong with this film in my eyes.
Friday the 13th- I almost forgot I saw this. Why did I see this? Have you seen the other Friday the 13th films? Then you know what to expect.
Star Trek- Tied with the next movie for my second/third favorite of the year. Sleek, extremely entertaining, and successful in making Star Trek relevant again.
Zombieland- The funniest movie I’ve seen in a long time, breathing fresh life into the overstuffed and stale zombie genre. Zombie films are getting to be a dime a dozen these days, but this one is so worth watching.
Coraline- A grand stop-motion animated adaptation of Neil Gaiman’s children’s novel. Very pretty stuff.
Avatar- 3D. Very epic. Lots of action and explosions, 8-foot blue cat-like aliens, and a dumb story. Worth seeing once, but that’s it.

This was also the year I decided that I love body horror. How I didn’t realize it before thanks to films like Tetsuo the Iron Man and Slither, I don’t know, but Wikus Van der Merwe’s transformation over the course of District 9, David Cronenburg’s fucked up classic Videodrome, and my review of Tokyo Gore Police confirmed this, along with a novel I’ll mention later.

VIDEOGAMES:
New Super Mario Bros. Wii- Only halfway through it, but so far it’s incredibly fun, and the multiplayer aspect makes things equal parts more fun and frustrating. Teamwork wins, but it can also send friendships crashing and burning. Quite possibly my Game of the Year.
Muramasa: The Demon Blade- Runner-up for GOTY, considering how many hours I put into it. Yeah, this side scrolling hack-n’-slash is a bit repetitive and the environments repeat themselves, but it’s a beautiful game with a unique story, great classical Japanese style, and addicting and simple combat.
Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventure- Best DS game of the year, and I bet you didn’t play it. Great little side scrolling platformer with a puzzle twist to it. EA has started making stunningly original games lately, but no one seems to pay much attention.
Retro Game Challenge- Another one nobody really played, but still great. 5 super-retro games in one, including a dazzling vertical spaceship shooter that I love a lot, which brings back a lot of memories of playing videogames as a little kid.
Bit.Trip Beat & Bit.Trip Core- This Wiiware-exclusive series is excellent. Core is much stronger than Beat, but both are quite challenging and unique, while serving as great throwbacks to old Atari games and a personal favorite of mine, Rez.
Scribblenauts- When I first bought it, I thought it was the best thing ever. YOU CAN SUMMON CTHULHU. And make him kill stuff! But after going through the first handful of worlds, it just started getting tedious, annoyingly repetitive, and just dumb, so I never finished it. All that hype and potential, squandered.

MUSIC:
I bought three new albums this year, all with a lot of promise, but faltering nevertheless. Mastodon’s Crack the Skye ditched the band’s usual hardcore metal style and got a lot more prog, with longer songs that rambled too much and lacked the brutality evident in their previous album. The Mars Volta’s album Octahedron is most definitely their softest, tamest album, with very little meandering chaos and madness, and while it has a couple of my new favorite songs by the band, it still feels a bit lackluster, but is nevertheless solid. Gallows came out with a second album, Grey Britain, and it’s miles above their first album, much tighter, more focused and aggressive, less grating on the ears, but it can wear out its welcome pretty quickly. I spent most of this year just getting videogame music and digging through Radiohead’s entire body of work, along with getting into K.M.F.D.M. and Portishead, yes.

COMICS:
This is the year I finally grew sick of superhero comics, or more specifically, the river of crap being spat out by Marvel and DC, with the exception of Wednesday Comics, but I only picked all of that up after it hit the dollar bins. My comic of the year happens to be the second volume of the Umbrella Academy, Dallas. I consider the first volume, Apocalypse Suite, to be one of the best damn comics ever written, and Dallas manages to top it. Great art, brilliant twists, great characters, crazy ideas, and exceptional pacing. This comic blows me away. The fifth volume of Scott Pilgrim was also phenomenal, and really leaves me worried about what is going to happen in the sixth and final volume. Both books really get you invested in their characters in ways few other comics do. Growing weary of superhero stuff, I’ve started wading through more obscure, weirder stuff. Lots of foreign sci fi comics were acquired, several issues of Heavy Metal and Epic Illustrated, stuff like that, none of it as satisfying as I would have hoped, but still better than I imagine Dark Reign is.

NOVELS:
I read two new novels that came out this year. Well, one and a half. First was the Strain, written by one of my favorite directors, Guillermo del Toro, alongside Chuck Hogan. It’s a more realistic look at vampires, and it starts off in a very brilliant, terrifying way, but loses a lot of steam thanks to awkward pacing and characters I just really didn’t care for. I only got halfway through it. Second, we have the Death of Bunny Munro, written by Nick Cave. It’s strange, dark, depressing, perverted, pretty much like Nick Cave’s music, only not quite as engrossing or satisfying. I went through a few older sci fi novels this year, though, my favorite being Antibodies by David J. Skal. It’s sci fi with a few doses of body horror shot in for good measure, fast, bleak, decadent, and relentless. Excellent stuff.

…Aaaaaannnndddd that’s it. I wonder what my first review for 2010 will be?

[Brett]